"what does your wife do?"
"shes a home maker"
"oh i see"
"she used to this that and this and maybe this later."
just tell them i don't like to work. you make enough money for both of us, tell them the truth.
what's the point of having a career and job when it gives me ulcers. im much happier at home.
sometimes we just have to be honest.
"this ube topping is okay.." as my husbands glares over his choice of cream puff with ube topping on it
"yeah it didnt look good, i knew it wouldnt taste good"
"yeah i know..but i wanted to try it anyway" he always wants to try it anyway,
"would you get with a hooker?" i say,
"lol.."
"see, why try something when you know its no good anyway"
me and my husbands conversation over a too sweet ube topping on a cream puff from Beard Pappa... because sweet and sweet is too much sweet.
